Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts

Friday, April 17, 2009

Daddy, What's a CD?

“Sit down kids, and let me tell you a story. See, there used to be a time when you couldn’t just plug your brainstem into the download port and automatically absorb the music you wanted to hear. We had to go to the local record store and sift through bins of vinyl, racks of cassettes and shelves of CDs to find what we wanted. And sometimes *gasp*… the album we wanted wasn’t in stock.”

“But…I…where was the instant gratification?”

“I know it’s hard to believe – but we actually liked it. A few of us LOVED it. You could go in and look for a Misfits album and discover ten different bands that you NEEDED to hear. And the fanzines and posters and snotty record store workers… I miss being called a poser for picking up the newest Green Day disc. Those record store music nazis gave the verbal equivalent of a swift kick to the nuts – but you came out stronger for it!”

“Daddy, are you on the crackpipe? That sounds like the opposite of fun!”

“Oh kids, you just don’t get it. You’ve missed so much…”

Like human interaction…stacks of used/bargain discs that led to unabashed impulse buying…oversized cardboard cutouts of your favorite rock stars…walls of tie-dyed band shirts from yesteryear…provocative album art that gave you your first near-sex experience. Ah, those were the days. Wait a second, those things still exist!! The flesh-and-blood music scene isn’t as dead as the iGeneration would like you to believe.

Join us in celebrating the indie record store this Saturday (April 18th) – it’s the second annual Record Store Day! What does that mean? Well, this is a way to link up with your fellow music aficionados and spread the word to your friends – but on a nationwide kind of scale. Drag your lazy buddy off the couch, preach the word to your coworkers and tell your family…well, tell them you met a nice girl and you want them to meet her at the record shop. Don’t worry, once they get there, they’ll find all sorts of goodies - like in-store performances by all sorts of exciting bands, and RSD exclusive releases, ranging from limited edition discs/vinyl to t-shirts to “split singles” – vinyl singles with one band on the “A” side and another on the flipside.

More specifics, you say? Fine, here you go:

- Jack White (of White Stripes/Raconteurs fame) is using RSD to unveil his new group, The Dead Weather – they’ve got a two-track exclusive.

- Flight of the Conchords fans will be excited to hear about a 7-inch featuring a couple of unreleased tracks from their HBO show.

- A Tom Waits concert single, "Live from the Glitter and Doom Tour."

- Some of those split singles I talked about earlier? How about Elvis Costello/Jenny Lewis? Or Black Keys/Flaming Lips. Sonic Youth actually has two separate team-ups – one with Beck, the other with Jay Reatard.

So, if you love music (you know you do!), check in with your local record shop. Support the scene and score some cool stuff! If you want a list of participating stores, check here. I know for sure that Turn It Up! (Northampton, MA) is definitely onboard - they're starting the celebration tonight, with local faves The Maggies making a stop before their big show down the road at The Iron Horse later in the evening. WRSI (speaking of local music heroes) will also be on hand to help promote this wonderful event.

Not sure if your fave store is in on the fun? Give them a call! And again, check RecordStoreDay.com for more complete info. Buy it up, people!

(On a sad side note - R.I.P. About Music, Greenfield, MA. You were a wonderful little shop, and provided us with great music for many years. But look for their future web adventures at the relaunch of the About Music web site on May 1st.)

Friday, February 13, 2009

Saturday the 14th - Your Bloody VD Soundtrack

Okay, you don’t often get this convergence of events – Friday the 13th followed by Valentine’s Day. This unique event deserves a special kind of soundtrack, and I’m giddy with excitement – Jason Voorhees, the masked master of mayhem, the man who’s single-handedly kept Ginsu knives in production, has come into the studio to help us. He’s plugging the release of his bio pic (Friday the 13th, in theatres today), and helping us spin some tracks for your Valentine's sweeties.

Jason, do you have anything to say to our listeners before we get started?

“…..*uhhh-nuh-*…..”

Ooookeedokey, the silent type, hmmm? How ‘bout you just point that machete at whatever disc you want? No, wait – not at her. C’mon, Jeanette’s my new assistant!! Really, machete to the back of the head? How original – isn’t that how you killed Kevin Bacon back in the day?!

“…Muh-mah…”

Oh right, it was your mom. Whatever, we’re through. It’s going to take the cleanup crew forever to get rid of all this blood.

“…um sah-rah…”

It’s a little late for you to be sorry now! It’s a good thing you picked out a few songs before this whole mess started. Here’s Jason’s list, people – enjoy.

1. “Die, Die My Darling” – The Misfits
2. “My Love Is Like A Tire Iron” – Ted Nugent
3. “Poison Heart” – Coffin Caddies
4. “Blood, Sex and Booze” – Green Day
5. “Sex & Dying In High Society” – X
6. “Love Is a Fist” – Mr. Bungle
7. “Beat Your Heart Out” – The Distillers
8. “Only Women Bleed” – Alice Cooper
9. “Drivin’ Thru My Heart” – The Donnas
10. “Love You To Death” – Type O Negative
11. “Stabbed In The Heart” – Damone
12. “Kiss Me Deadly” – Lita Ford
13. “Evil Love” – Meat Puppets
14. “Breaking Up The Girl” – Garbage

So what songs did this hockey goalie reject forget? You know where the comments section is

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Drunk On Nog - Your Christmas Soundtrack


Since Thanksgiving, you’ve been bombarded with Christmas songs that you’ve heard approximately a bazillion times (yes, that’s a precise unit of measure – don’t question it!). If you’re like me, you’re ready to rip your ears off in defiance, but you’ve still got the office party this Friday and the neighbors’ all-inclusive Christmakwanzukkahstice celebration on Saturday. So, what do you do about that pesky music? Juano’s got you covered, never fear. Of course, you may have to knock out the DJ with a giant ornamental candy cane to get these tunes on – but that shouldn’t be a problem, right? Some of these songs are classics, some are humorous ditties and others will get you put on the “Naughty” list for life. But it’s worth that lump of coal – plus, I know some of you have had a spanking on your X-Mas list, so there’s the whole two-birds-one-stoner outlook. Enough buildup, here’s the goodies:

1. “Fairytale of New York” – The Pogues
2. “Christmas” – Blues Traveler
3. “Run, Run Rudolph” – Chuck Berry
4. “There Ain’t No Sanity Clause” – The Damned
5. “Twelve Days Of Christmas” – Bob & Doug McKenzie
6. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis” – Tom Waits
7. “Christmas Katie” – Widespread Panic
8. “Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy” – David Bowie & Bing Crosby
9. “I Almost Met Santa Claus” – Marc Amendola
10. “Christmas Night of Zombies” - MXPX
11. “Swiss Colony Beef Log” – Eric Cartman (South Park)
12. “Merry Christmas From The Family” – Robert Earl Keen (there’s also a great cover by Jill Sobule)
13. “Christmas In Hollis” – Run DMC
14. “Santa Has A Mullet” – Nerf Herder
15. “Cool Yule” – Louis Armstrong
16. “I’m Having Santa For Christmas” – Lustra
17. “Santa and His Old Lady” – Cheech and Chong
18. “Christmas At The Zoo” – Flaming Lips
19. “My First Christmas As A Woman” – The Vandals
20. “Oi To The World” – No Doubt (Vandals cover)
21 “The Christians and the Pagans” – Dar Williams
22. “Christmas Wrapping” – The Waitresses
23. “Bizarre Christmas Incident” – Ben Folds
24. “My Christmas List” – Simple Plan
25. “Christmas In The Slammer” – The Swallows

You need more holiday tunes? Try these albums for more:

1. Just Can’t Get Enough: New Wave Christmas
2. You Sleigh Me!
3. Just Say Noel (Geffen Records)
4. Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics (South Park)
5. Christmas Caravan – Squirrel Nut Zippers
6. A Christmas Album – Bright Eyes
7. Lump of Coal
8. The Ultimate Christmas Collection - Brian Setzer
9. A Magical Christmas of Magic - Harry and the Potters
10. The Mother of All Flagpole Christmas Albums

Have a blast, kids! Just watch out for your cousin Tony's Eggnog - he makes it with Rum and lighter fluid...

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Your Election Day Soundtrack

It's been a long election, and most of us are glad to see it come to an end. Here's a little music to accompany you to the polling booths - some about the current administration, some about the campaign tactics and some just because. Enjoy!

1. “The One On The Right Is On The Left” – Johnny Cash
2. “The New World” – X
3. “Peaches” – Presidents of the United States of America
4. “No W” – Ministry
5. “If I Was President” – Wyclef Jean
6. “American Idiot” – Green Day
7. “Stars And Stripes Of Corruption” – Dead Kennedys
8. “The Bush Boys” – The Mammals
9. “Backstabber” – The Dresden Dolls
10. “Changing of the Guards” – Bob Dylan

Whatever the outcome, this is monumental kids. Hopefully the nation's still standing in the morning...

Monday, September 1, 2008

Your Labor Day Soundtrack

This is it, people - the last big hurrah of summer. The kids are dreading going back to school and whining, Grampa Joe won't put out that damn cigar and your drunk cousin Lenny just hit you in the back of the head with a water balloon filled with questionable liquid. Just remember this - if you're the one grilling the food, who's to say that the 30 second rule for a dropped burger can't hit the 2 minute marker. So what if there's an acorn in Aunt Margaret's chili dog? We've got a day off from work to CELEBRATE, dadgummit, so live it up!

You know what helps? Music. So here's some themed songs to get things rolling:
  1. "Labor Day (It's A Holiday)" - The Black Eyed Peas
  2. "At My Job" - Dead Kennedys
  3. "What Do You Do For Money Honey" - AC/DC
  4. "(I Don't Want To Work) Bang The Drum All Day" - Todd Rundgren
  5. "Minimum Wage" - They Might Be Giants
  6. "She Works Hard For The Money" - Donna Summer
  7. "Take This Job And Shove It" - David Allan Coe (or the more upbeat cover by Dead Kennedys)
  8. "Takin' Care Of Business" - Bachman Turner Overdrive
  9. "Working For The Man" - The Vandals
  10. "(Working On A) Chain Gang" - Sam Cooke

If you need more themed music, just break into anything from Workingman's Dead - that should cover it. So what else did I forget? Leave any suggestions in the coments, kids...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Flies On Fire: Overlooked and Under-Appreciated

(First off, a big thank you to Ric Browde and Tim P. for all the correspondence and help compiling this story…)

I was originally going to start this with a funny spoof of the Behind The Music template. I could have started with an intro like: “Four young musicians converged on the LA scene in the late ‘80’s with a common goal: to make a scorching brand of rock and roll that they could call their own”, leading into the story of their brief dalliance with success. But the problem with Behind The Music was that the last segment always morphed into: “Band Member X turned into a giant prick and the others in the group simply ceased to rock.” or something more dramatic like “Hopped up on PCP, their pet Orangutan maimed a clown - signaling the beginning of their downward spiral.” But really, the only tragedy Flies On Fire had to face was the fact that after only two albums, their clearly delusional record label parted ways with this amazing talent.

Flies 101 – In The Beginning…

The back half of the ‘80s was a weird time for music – we saw the end of the era of teased hair and general rock’n’roll clichés giving way to the stripped-down, flannel-clad grunge kids of the early ‘90s. Flies On Fire started out somewhere in the middle of that equation (around ’86 or ’87), and didn’t fit easily into any one category. I mean, sure they were playing a breed of rock – but like all dog lovers will tell you, a good ol’ cross-bred mutt is much more fun. You could hear the obvious Stones influence, but with a slight Southern snarl and twang coming out to play. Or maybe you were holding out for a more punk mindset, or perhaps something that sounds like you just opened the door to a Baptist church on Sunday – just wait a couple songs, the Flies will get around to it. And the fact that they were working the LA club scene in the late ‘80s and wearing jeans and t-shirts instead of sporting spandex and blush? Who needed it - the music spoke for itself.

So, who are these guys and where are they from? Interesting that you should ask – remember that Southern flair I talked about earlier? Well Tim P. (Paruszkiewicz - guitar, vocals, main songwriter) gives a different story than I had expected: “I am not from the South – I was born and raised on the East side of Detroit. I played in a band for some time with a couple of guys from Mississippi and it must have rubbed off. Ritchie (D’Albis – drums, vocals) is from New Haven, CT, Terry (“Mess” Messal – bass) is from Alamagordo, New Mexico and Howard Drossin (guitar) is a native of North Hollywood. We all came to LA separately to play.”

How did these crazy kids put the band together? Tim and Ritchie met through an ad in the recycler (which, I’m assuming, is like our local Penny Saver adverts), and originally played for another band called Derigeur. Those two met Terry through a similar listing: “We wanted him in our band before we ever heard him play”, says Tim. “He was and is truly the nicest person I have ever met – he makes me laugh.” (Howard Drossin was the last to the party, showing up around when the first album was being recorded).

In 1988, The Flies landed the gig as house band for the popular Sunset Strip Night Club “The Coconut Teaszer”. During that residency, the guys won the MTV “Basement Tapes” with their self-produced video for “Long Gone Dead” (yes, MTV was still playing music in ’88 – kooky, huh?). This brought them national exposure, but still no record deal – until producer Ric Browde (Joan Jett, Ted Nugent, Poison) caught their phenomenal live show. Browde got them to record five songs, bringing these tracks to the attention of ATCO Records (then a subdivision of Atlantic), where the Flies signed on with the label.

Flies 201 – And Then There Was Rock – A Discography (Of Sorts)

1989 saw the release of their self-titled first effort. It showed that a band could inject humor into the songwriting recipe without diluting the intelligence of the lyrics, while making it all look easy. And the music? A bullet train ride that took us through most of the rock landscape, from the opening roar of “Anything Goes” to the gospel overtones of “Salvation Boulevard” and back ‘round the bend to smarmy tales of the music industry like “Let It Roll”. The album features bombastic guitar, ferocious drums and vocals that range from a quaint drawl to a primal howl in three songs flat. And the addition of female backup singers and just a dash of harmonica certainly set these guys apart from the generic ‘80s flotsam. No pretentious antics, no devil horns, no gimmicks – just the music. If anything, the Flies were a year ahead of the curve – The Black Crowes took their similar stripped down rock sound to the masses with their debut in 1990.

So why didn’t the Flies’ album sell like hotcakes, too? Ric Browde shared a little speculative history on the subject: “The record company’s president (who was never the biggest Flies fan) insisted on releasing “C’Mon” as the first single, which both (Atco’s) head of promotion and I argued would be a mistake - most of us wanted “Anything Goes””, says Browde. ““C’mon” picked up a few radio stations but not enough – and the second single “Baptize Me Over Elvis Presley’s Grave” never really worked.” From there, ATCO’s president continued to drop the ball as he began to commit resources to his pet project, Enuff Z'Nuff (who, if you’d told me were still around before I started researching this, I would have laughed at – yet they’re still going. Where’s the justice?)

So by the time the second (and final) album, Outside Looking Inside, dropped, Flies On Fire only seemed to be a minor blip on ATCO’s promotional radar. Which is a shame, considering the sophomore album showed that this band had no sign of losing momentum. You could tell right from the opening track, “Cry To Myself”, that the addition of the horn section to their already lush arrangements became something that would leave Jagger and his crew yearning for their glory days. “Hello Mr. Daniels” is the obligatory drowning your sorrows song – a song that was destined to fuel as many drunken debacles as the accompanying mornings after. And you say you want a “Na-na-na” singalong ballad? Well, look no further than “Turn Your Head, Close Your Eyes”. This disc had a little bit of everything, but it was too late – the plug had been pulled on this fantastic band.


After their demise, the band still had a bit of a budget left over, though. So Ric Browde got the boys back into the studio to record a few more songs – all of which made it onto the companion disc to Browde’s book, “While I’m Dead…Feed The Dog” (which sounds hilarious and is still available here).

Flies 301 – Advanced History or “Where Are They Now?”

Is it true that the guys had a punk makeover? You bet your sweet patootie they did - the original core trio of FOF (Tim P, “Mess” and Ritchie) formed Vitamade in 1995. They released one album, “Everything You Need” on Bong Load Records – with each song clocking in under the two minute marker. This configuration eventually morphed into VOMF (Very Ordinary Mother Fuckers) – the same exact band and sound, just without the support of a label. They released one album, for digital download only - and you can still chech them out on YouTube and MySpace.

What happened to VOMF, then? I’ll leave that to Tim: “VOMF and Vitamade were my personal favorite band(s) ever (and I speak for Terry and Ritchie here), and it was the highlight of my performing career. We were and are very close friends and it’s just more fun to be stuck in a van for months on end with people you like. In 99 we played our last gig together as VOMF - the breakup was a totally mutual thing, we just weren’t making enough to support our families and had to move on. I still talk with or see the guys on a regular basis. The subject of Flies On Fire rarely comes up.”

So, are they jaded about the music biz? Surprisingly, they retain an incredibly optimistic view. When I asked Tim for his general take on the industry, he had this to say: “My comment about the music industry is always pretty much the same thing: “Do what you do and do it well.” And never ever forget that it’s a BUSINESS. The ultimate goal is to make a living at it.”

And most of the guys ARE making a living at it – just not as the rock icons I’d hoped they would become. Here’s what they’re up to now:

- Tim Paruszkiewicz is currently the musical composer for Reno 911, The Mind Of Mencia and The Root Of All Evil, all on Comedy Central, as well as the made-for-TV movie “Bait Shop" (starring Bill Engvall and Billy Ray Cyrus). “Apparently the TV/film industry thinks my music is funny…go figure.”

- Ritchie D'Albis moved back to New Haven and has played in many bands. He is currently in an experimental art rock band called Taiga.

- Terry Messal is still in LA, teaching junior high school. He has set up a very successful after school music program called “Garage Band”. “He’s gonna go down as that teacher who makes a difference in young people’s lives”, comments Tim.

- Howard Drossin is a talented film composer/orchestrater who has recently worked on “Inside Man” and “25th Hour”, both with Spike Lee.

Okay, I’m ready to rock – where can I get some FOF music? Well, you can pretty much do your one-stop shopping at Amazon.com – they’ve got both Flies discs (for around 4 bucks each), Vitamade, VOMF (for download) and Ric Browde’s book. It doesn’t get much easier folks – go get it!

Friday, July 25, 2008

Overlooked and Under-Appreciated: Southern Culture On The Skids

This is the kickoff to this series about bands that just don’t get enough credit - and who better to start with than a band that splits their time between making you laugh and wowing you with tasty guitar while pelting you with fried chicken? That’s right, you may want to wear a bib at the live shows, kids. Soooooo…

“Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me please? OOOWWEE!”
Who-What, now? Southern Culture On The Skids (referred to as SCOTS by fans) is a band that writes songs about… well, let’s just say that the band name evokes the proper image. Hailing from North Carolina, they lovingly skewer trailer park life – hitting all the hot-button white trash topics, ranging from tales of kinky sex to carving critters for dinner. And they do it with style.

SCOTS was founded by Rick Miller (guitar, vocals, king of fried chix and hot licks), and talk about the perfect blend of childhood influences – as a kid, his time was split between spending time with his father in North Carolina (who ran a mobile-home factory) and his mom in Southern California (where he discovered surf and rockabilly). After an earlier incarnation of SCOTS disbanded, they settled into their current three-piece lineup in 1987 when Miller reformed with Mary Huff (bass, vocals, bouffant beauty queen) and Dave Hartman (drums, prime minister of Soul City) – both of whom grew up in Roanoke, VA. This lineup has been together since, pumping out eight studio albums, a live disc and a handful of EPs, all on a mix of labels – but they’ve been going steady with Yep Roc Records since 2004’s Mojo Box.

So, what do these guys sound like? They’re not a bunch of inbred hicks, right? Like you should be talking – everyone knows what you did behind the barn with your cousin Tammy in the 6th Grade.

No, these guys are a class act – granted, it’s a class full of clowns but that’s the beauty of SCOTS. They’ve taken this simple parody and turned it into a lifestyle. The sound? Imagine taking everything from garage rock, rockabilly, surf rock, country and blues, squeezing out the delicious nectar and feeding it to a rabid possum that knows how to do the Swamp Stomp. Yeah, it’s a little like that. (Add a dollop of punk attitude or the occasional horns for extra zest). And they found their niche early on – sex and food, baby, the best and greasiest of both.

Okay, Southern rock-y goodness with a twist of lemon. But with so many albums, what should I check out first?! Don’t soil yourself, junior, I’ve got some start-up ideas for you.

First off, you may want to check out Dirt Track Date (1996). This was their first major label release (of their two on Geffen Records), and you may have heard their one big single “Walk Like A Camel”, which gave them a modicum of national attention. The rest of the album featured a few tracks from previous indie releases, like the finger-lickin’ goodness of “Eight Piece Box” – which had already been on two discs. While the repeats were somewhat of a disappointment to longtime fans, this album was a great jumping-on point for new listeners. And the new songs, such as the insanely upbeat “Soul City” (where “It don’t matter if your pants are shiny/If your dick is big or your dick is tiny”), and “Fried Chicken and Gasoline” (their newer ode to food on the road) were poised to be classics.

The next (and final) Geffen release, Plastic Seat Sweat (1997), had one of my personal faves – “Banana Pudding”. Their steaming take on dessert makes you want to grab a partner and swing (and makes you worry a bit about what they’d do in a locked room with a big ol’ bowl of the stuff). And on the opposite end of the spectrum, tracks like their take on “House of Bamboo” evoke a ‘60s cocktail lounge, while “Carve That Possum” conjures up a recipe that you never knew you’d want to cook.

Their most recent disc, Countrypolitan Favorites (2007), shows off their versatility. The album is a collection of covers ranging from T. Rex to the Kinks and back round the bend to countrified classics like “Oh Lonesome Me”. This CD is much more subdued than most of their works, but the patented SCOTS distortion tweaks these songs in just the right way. Horror maven Stephen King even gave the album his seal of approval, listing it as one of his “Top 7 of ‘07” in his column for Entertainment Weekly.

So why aren’t these guys superstars? And I think I’m ready to get beaned off the noggin with a chicken wing – are they touring? As to the superstardom status – let’s blame it on ignorance of how phenomenal these guys (and gal) are together. A lot of folks dismiss them as a novelty act, but Miller’s guitar chops alone will make your jaw drop. As an entire band, they might just blow your mind - so spread the word!

As to the touring, trying to make them stop would be like trying to polish the stank off of a skunk – it’s not likely to happen anytime soon. And the fact that they’re not huge just means that you’re still able to see them in small clubs, thankfully. In fact, they’ll be at the Iron Horse in Northampton, MA on Saturday, August 2nd (for more info/tix, go here). SCOTS will have you out of your seat and boogying, and they might even invite you on stage – last time I saw them, the drunk folks pulled from the audience couldn’t get the words right, so you might want to brush up on your “Camel Walk” lyrics!

For up-to-date info on SCOTS, go to their web site here. You can get more tour dates, fun merch and even a recipe for Chipmunk Fricassee – I kid you not.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Overlooked and Under-Appreciated: A New Series On Juano’s Addiction

You know that feeling you get when you see a band at a club and you can’t believe they’re still playing that venue? I mean, clearly this band should be playing to thousands of screaming fans, with the fist-pumping and the bra-flinging. Oy!

Some of those bands obviously make it to that level, but what about the ones that don’t? What about the ones who are happy playing the club circuit, just as long as they get to keep making great music? And of course, there are those who got a taste of the big stage just to have a bunch of assholes in suits (read: “record company execs”) pull their contract to support some boy band.

That’s the focus of this new series, kids - great bands worthy of our attention. Some are local talent, others are smaller nationals, and a few played the majors far too briefly.

I’ve got a few bands in mind to get the ball rolling, but I’m looking for more ideas. Is there someone out there you think needs more attention? Or a band that dropped off the face of the earth and you’d like to know what happened to them? Give me some names and I’ll see what I can dig up – as much info about band members’ names or album titles would help immensely. Post them in the comments, folks!

And remember - I’m no detective, but I do play one on TV…